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The Box of Doom
A Psalm of CabbyHat

1 Tim is my hero;
      I shall not want.
2 He makes me keep checking the chat room;
      he leads me on entertaining rabbit trails.
3 He restoreth my inspiration.
   He appears in random places in my novel,
      for Tim's name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk
      through the valley of writer's block,
      I shall fear no evil,
      for Tim art with me.
   Thy randomness and thy Janna-pestering
      they comfort me.
5 You prepare a cup of coffee
      in the unholy early hours of the morning.
   You cover my novel with a fine layer of awesome,
      my notebook overfloweth.
6 Shirley, goodness, and mercy will follow me
      all the days of November,
      and I will dwell in Calgary:Alberta:Canada
      forever.

Psalm 23 v2, the Psalm of Tim